Deer oh dear. You might find it disturbing as you drive along the roads and see the dead deer lying on the side and think oh that poor dear that poor thing he was hit by a car and left for dead. I have an underlying theory of the deer, the over-populated deer that’s around our area and constantly lay to the side of the road with their dead carcasses. I think the deer really have hidden society where there’s deer people, dear scientists, dear scholars and even a whole deer political system in which if you wrong their society or disrupt their system you will be judged. How they judge you is you will be sent out into the road amongst the cars at night as a test of faith and if you don’t get hit you get to come back and if you do get hit you go straight to the Roadside Cafe. The End.